The end really seals the deal. Watch it all the way through.

“I was having a quiet pint with the wife, see… and this chap comes in like a garitic.”

If you know what garitic means, then give us a clue.

“It was the freshest move I’ve ever seen, its like he was floating on air.”

Just got refreshed.

“I don’t know what came over us, we just got up and danced with him.”

Why not give it go.

“I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.”

But we’re sure you’ll be seeing more of it soon.

In case you’re wondering, this is the 2008 version of Utah Saints classic Something Good. Also known as the ‘Something Good 08’ (Van She Tech Remix).

Jugs and orbs and darts and gords… sweater stretchers, lung protectors, beach umbrellas, frost detectors. Well you get the idea. These are just a few of the lyrics from the mind of Robert Lund. Inquiring minds want to know what possessed Robert to associate boobs with Nena’s ‘99 Red Balloons‘ or if you prefer ‘99 Luft Balloons‘. Apparently they are playing this on the radio in some places. This is a new video for the song. Another video is floating around, but it’s not nearly as well done.

If you haven’t seen the soccer skills on display here, then take a moment to check this out. Amazing soccer tricks and a pretty cool sound track to go with it. This vid is for FIFA Street 3 which looks pretty cool to us. Looks like they used a lot of CG to make it so over the top, but some parts definitely look real. Nice trick at the end, kicking a soccer ball off your buddies head. Looks pretty real (don’t try this at home kiddies).

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Hey kiddies, if you’re looking for Bratz you probably should go some place else. If you’re looking for a good laugh then you came to right place. If you want to be voted most popular, you better go out and buy Slutz Fashion Dolls. We have to thank The Latino Comedy Project for putting out such an educational product that will prepare today’s youth for the reality of adulthood.

What happens when Don’t Tase Me Bro meets Chris ‘Leave Britney Alone’ Crocker meets Miss Teen South Carolina at the quickie mart? The rest of us get a full solid minute of entertainment to prolong the internet magic. You want a bag of chips with that?