The end really seals the deal. Watch it all the way through.

“I was having a quiet pint with the wife, see… and this chap comes in like a garitic.”

If you know what garitic means, then give us a clue.

“It was the freshest move I’ve ever seen, its like he was floating on air.”

Just got refreshed.

“I don’t know what came over us, we just got up and danced with him.”

Why not give it go.

“I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.”

But we’re sure you’ll be seeing more of it soon.

In case you’re wondering, this is the 2008 version of Utah Saints classic Something Good. Also known as the ‘Something Good 08’ (Van She Tech Remix).

Jugs and orbs and darts and gords… sweater stretchers, lung protectors, beach umbrellas, frost detectors. Well you get the idea. These are just a few of the lyrics from the mind of Robert Lund. Inquiring minds want to know what possessed Robert to associate boobs with Nena’s ‘99 Red Balloons‘ or if you prefer ‘99 Luft Balloons‘. Apparently they are playing this on the radio in some places. This is a new video for the song. Another video is floating around, but it’s not nearly as well done.

What happens when Don’t Tase Me Bro meets Chris ‘Leave Britney Alone’ Crocker meets Miss Teen South Carolina at the quickie mart? The rest of us get a full solid minute of entertainment to prolong the internet magic. You want a bag of chips with that?